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November 13 我很空081113 这几天总有不认识的加我做朋友。很明显不是因为我帅(因为TA们还没看到)!虽然还是一如既往地不滥交但为了挽救陷入点击危机的博客我就来女不拘了!
如果没记错SHIROUBANG杂志似乎将要真刀真枪搞出个一期半期来鸟。我就此决心花个2H给我的专栏写个叫人终生难忘的开篇。只可怜二奶奶得不到我的处女稿刊载权。不过要是三奶奶有心也可以安排二奶奶插个队,您的面子我总要给的!时间不多了,加油喔!
最近10点上床,看两页杂书也就一下子到翌日七时了。午间NAP还是30分钟起,感觉我也有宝宝似的很健康很安逸很帮瓜的过着日子! November 12 我很空081112 没想到老婆一天问两次“为什么很久没更新。。。”或许我的博已经抓住这女人的心as well as我的肉体!
11.11QQ生日吃地道上海菜竟然那么甜!几乎一顿吃出糖尿病来,大家不要去“上海石库门”了,it's order!
公司陌生人真多,上班电梯装进十几只没见过的竟然都到12F。 November 08 我很空081108 回来正好一周!感觉很多东西一下看起来不顺眼。逆向行驶的,穿马路的闯红灯的,插队的,路上擦碰到没知觉不打招呼的,路上车上随便乱扔东西的,叼着香烟到处走的,上了电梯赶紧CLOSE别人要进来也当没看见的。。。。。。想到这些,那些歧视中国人的龟蛋也不至于被我在精神上鞭尸了(直接弄死就好了)。 November 01 DAYS of GLP (7) 凌晨三点还在涩谷街头和GLP MEMBERS以及组织者们没有原则不分公母地深情拥抱道别,六点十五分已经大包中包小包出现在TCAT(TOKYO CITY AIR TERMINAL)!!!时间很快,离别时候悲伤来得如此猛烈!竟然可以不介意印度咖喱胡子的侵袭。。。看来我还是个很EMOTIONAL ELTON.
12点40飞机落地。14:00终于到家了!!! October 29 DAYS of GLP (6)October 26 DAYS of GLP (5)October 25 DAYS of GLP (4) 转眼已经过了三周!
不上课放假在东京反而会更想家!早饭不吃,中饭也懒得出门。实在饿的不行就去给同志买东西顺便吃吉野家。这地方适合单身汉速食,配合寂寞心情所以一个人时候常去也就快把全六个套餐吃第二遍了。
东京讨生活的中国人真不少,工作牌上不时有“陈”,有“林”。晚上吃拉面还听到两个面师傅东北话在里面聊女人!5Z呸。
对社长和DIRECTOR们的FINAL PRESENTATION我被混蛋地排在了最后一个出场(10月31日 14:15-14:55)!组织人员有明显找麻烦的感觉!老子事先告诉过她“I WANNA BE 1ST ONE 。。。的”。有种早做了断却被手脚反缚的窝塞感觉。开始每天花5分钟祈祷有人PRESENTATION前电脑挂掉而我助人为乐顶上造就WIN-WIN局面让后人津津乐道。
明天还是假期,梦里要想好吃什么。。。 October 20 DAYS of GLP (3) - two Articles -
- difference in lifestyle and culture -
A French lady who once told me that she took bath or shower once a week. She then asked me how often I took a bath. She was stunned when i told her that i took a bath every day. Then she said, "once or twice a week is enough. Do you make yourself so dirty every day that you have to take a bath so ofter? "
- Fashion taste -
Women in Beijing seem to prefer brighter colors and styles because they are just starting to enjoy fashion. Fashion in Shanghai seems to be more sophisticated and closer to Japan and other modern countries. October 16 DAYS of GLP (2) Just finished simulation today !!! As Sales&Marketing leader of Brash Automobile Ltd. , our team made stock value rising 31% in 7 periods (year), and sold out 2 million units in last period which was 1 million units only when simulation launchs !!! V V V October 07 DAYS of GLP (1) Kind of surprised to meet so many experienced(aged) guys in the program. Indian grandpa has been working in ITOCHU for 28years ... Indonesian Madam was crying sharply during self-introduction since she gonna thank ITOCHU to give her 1year rest in Singapore to break through psychic problem when her 2nd daughter passed away. ( How Singapore can be a place for psychic recovery ?) Ultimately i was nominated as youngest participant to make presentation/self-introduction firstly or finally, both positions i dont like however i got baby face and fashion taste so ....... never mind !
Lessons of 1st two days were so-so boring, someone makes me happy and most of the lecturers make me sleepy even in class of morning (must thanks to sweet HR lady who always gives a cup of tea timely to prevent my snore! Also want to know how grandpas and grandmas never doze ? Maybe those patience made them to survive such crazy long in ITOCHU ...)
Organizer booked 8 rooms for us fifteen in KYOTO, I was been allocated to a american jumbo called ALEX (what a popular gay name ! ) Elton will never live with ALEX ...... !!! So I got one more free day in Tokyo ...... thanks stupid organizer. September 28 一个月不在 Period : Oct.5th,2008 - Nov.2nd,2008
Places : Tokyo/Osaka/Hakone/Oiso,Japan
Purpose : Global Leadership ProgRAM September 27 LEICA M8 她叫M8,是一个很拉风很有质地很贵的德国产照相机。
虽然我已经拥有了一个MINOLTA卡片胶片机,一个LOMO LC-A+,一个MINOLTA单反胶片机,一个300万PIXEL奥林巴斯卡片机,一个600万PIXEL富士卡片机,一个CANON 400D的数码单反。不知道为什么大家又集结又轮番地叫我去买一个M8 ?!
没钱所以就一直努力拖延敷衍着,直到今天“劝买团”核心主力三奶奶说“。。。我们也不逼你了,强扭的瓜不甜!”,就忽然有了与M8诀别的失落感觉。
没想到真会贱贱地有失落感,话说这玩意本来就不属于只打算拿她拉风的偶!要拉风先拿MINOLTA SRT忽悠人不就够了?
“YES,谁也不要再逼我。要买M8,先谋杀MINOLTA SRT再说。” September 25 小宝长大了(一)一早QQ冲进卧房吵着要看碟片!!!
老爸谆谆教导道: “宝贝,这些片子等你长大了才可以看的”
QQ很听话说: “等我长大了就可以看了,这个爸爸可以看吗?”
(孩子真乖啊) “爸爸是大人,当然可以看呀”
“爸爸不是大人,是大便”,QQ转身走了。。。。。。 September 24 我很空080924- 赶在一个月包退期限到来前下班不回家直接赶到百安居退掉8块地砖,换回103RMB!饿了就再到栖山路外卖5斤多小龙虾130RMB。。。。。。!!!
- 得过且过+业余爱好多+学费可以报销 造成我日语水平又大幅度下降了。决定再努力一把。加油!!!不过从10月1日开始,现在还想多轻松几天。 September 22 我很空080922- 客户拿来恒丰银行的银行承兑汇票说“这可是香港很大的银行凹!”个么容我问一句“恒生银行和汇丰银行算什么呢?骗子当我是乡下人啊?!”
- 雷曼兄弟倒闭了,但不知为什么心里总念叨“曼秀雷顿眼药水要买不到了。。。。。。”
- 迎世博600天倒记时如火如荼,媒体报导也不遗余力!电视中某街道干部宣布为迎世博号召广大居民签署“不高空掷物”承诺书。。。!!!这600天还真任重道远啊!好似立誓创建卫生城市还没解决随地大小便问题!建议上海市政府给游客一人配个安全帽(不能是国产的)! LONELY PLANET 如厕时候详细看了GLP培训日程,竟然山边海边湖边都会待几天。个么就再次翻出JAPAN的LP研究起来。
LP是好东西但就是太贵。尝试到当当上买便宜的中文版LP,就只希望不要把那些地名/店名/景点名字也翻译成中文了。话说都两天了为什么还不到货!!!
September 16 我很空080916- 想到时隔那么多年又要踢球,心里的悸动真是无以言表啊。话说最近走楼梯膝盖经常发出打嗝声,去踢球的兄弟姐妹一定要提醒我把准备运动做到充分,为了健健康康全身而退即使消耗一半体能少踢一半时间我也愿意!!!
- 半晚坐TAXI从城市的核心部分回家。看着夜景竟然有种骚骚的,要做MTV男主角丝巾包头半裸上身突出SASA般肌肉开敞篷车的遐想。(女主角还是暂定林志玲) |
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